Why are Oreos so great? Why are they better than everything apart from sex? I don't know and that is the mystery which makes them so special.
I think Oreos were made by magic in some far away magical land. Ever since I was little back when I was in Texas I used to love eating Oreos... I think it is the magic combination of a deeply cocoa rich biccy with white cream and they keep me so nice and slim too with their mystical powers! Master loves to feed me them when I have been good which is of course most of the time...
Perhaps I should write an Ode to Oreos... or maybe just eat a packet for my late lunch...
Tonight I hope we can have a nice play night in front of the fire, my ass is aching for a good spank.
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